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cynicallifter:

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB
so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay
ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub
thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven
» here is the link to where you can buy it «
so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.
and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine


I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

on-my-way-to-swole

OMG THANK YOU I AM BUYING THIS ASAP

on-my-way-to-swole:

cynicallifter:

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB

so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay

ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub

thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven

» here is the link to where you can buy it «

so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.

and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine

I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

on-my-way-to-swole

OMG THANK YOU I AM BUYING THIS ASAP

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simonjadis:

raisehelia:

beesmygod:

big kitties look at themselves for the first time

omg big dumb babies

some of the kitties are just “ahhh another cat”

but others are just like “no humans no this sorcery is forbidden”

there is a zabu in all of us

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Fuck The Title

omp-there-it-is:

The man who is going to kill me is cooking me dinner first.  My wrists and ankles are bound, my mouth gagged, and I can’t open my left eye because the blood from the gash on my forehead has dried over it sealing it shut.  The sound of a pan being set on the stove is followed by the ‘chop, chop, chop’ of a knife on a cutting board.  Bouts of dizziness keep creeping up on me leaving me nauseous and gripping the chair handles in reflex.  The constant hope that I’ll puke so I can choke on my own vomit before he gets back is high.  This hadn’t been something I considered happening to me ever, yet here I am bound and gagged in a nicely decorated dining room waiting for my killer to finish dinner so the deed can be done.

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fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

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vimeo:

A little girl turns her nightmares into fantasies in this deliriously fun music video.

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aim-lively:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

youre fuckin with me seriously. i got the ability to turn into a fucking clam and social repulsion; the ability to make people disgusted by me by touching them

shut the fuck up i reject this bullshit no

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ananthymous:

Girl with the Skeleton Hand 2

One of several comics collected in CUTTINGS, the upcoming Johnny Wander book! It’s up for preorder on Kickstarter right now!

Fact: Cecilia has a secret fondness for elephants. There are small figurines scattered around her apartment!

johnnywander.com

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sleepingknights:

The best

sleepingknights:

The best

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llafoutboy:

llafoutboy:

man fuck your shower/sink fandom

I present to you

the staircase fandom

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K SO THIS ONE IS LIKE A FUKEN TREE RIGHT

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IF YOU DONT THINK THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT, GET OUT OF MY FACE NOW

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PHYSICS

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THIS ONES MADE OUT OF SKATEBOARDS, YA KNOW, IF YOU’RE INTO THAT

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STRIPPER STIARCASE POLE O K AND TBH ITS RLLY PRETTY

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I LIKE THE SPIRALY ONES

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HOMO SEX U ALI TY

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K THIS ONE IS A STAIRCASE, AND A SLIDE

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MOTHER

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FUCKING

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STAIRCASES

only 13 people in the staircase fandom? I neeD AN ARMY

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xombiedirge:

Ryuko - Berserk by Vane7

xombiedirge:

Ryuko - Berserk by Vane7

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We only act normal, mom. I want to be normal.

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